there's an internet address on which i've come to depend
where the greatest things in life are made of God and win
where there's a post from moot at the foremost page to greet ya
where you can't proceed from the first frame if you haet pizza

browsing it daily is just a matter of course
like wanting pics, rapidshare, torrent and source
switching back and forth across four different boards
i should probably put my drawers on and go outdoors

but there's too much relevant to my interests to miss
plus i just won two internets and they're serious business

4chan's fortune
you can't contain
4chan's fortune
no one can claim
4chan's fortune
never passe
4chan caravan
i'm carried away

the alphabet of idiocy starts with /b/
where cruise control for cool is both a lock and key
to repeatedly scream a seen meme the esteemed routine
and if you try it what you did there we see
but for a theme besides quirky you're free to try thirty
or so various other but equally nerdy

platforms to use with the adequate rules
and if you disregard that, you know what you do
cause this is more a board it's like an internet habitat
for weeaboos, perverts, losers and longcat

4chan's fortune
you can't contain
4chan's fortune
no one can claim
4chan's fortune
never passe
4chan caravan
i'm carried away

i might be a heartthrob if i wasn't such a fat slob
nevermind worksafe. how do i got job?
the only person with whom i could hope to have s__
is flexing his face wearing a t-shirt with T-Rex

but I'm not the only thing that's HUEG liek xbox
the ego of tripfags is chronological paradox
you can mean so much more without a metaphor
and it's not so ironic when you sage a camwhore

so throw out pseudo-significance and fake fame
cause you'll never be more than what you can't name

4chan's fortune
you can't contain
4chan's fortune
no one can claim
4chan's fortune
never passe
4chan caravan
i'm carried away

4chan's fortune
you can't contain
4chan's fortune
no one can claim
4chan's fortune
never passe
4chan caravan
i'm carried away

4chan's fortune
you can't contain
4chan's fortune
no one can claim
4chan's fortune
never passe
4chan caravan
i'm carried away

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