Aidan John Moffat Eureka Springs (Edit) Lyrics

The dinosaurs wnt in two by two-
well, at least they did according to you,
the bible-bashing creationist fools
who would ply your lies as fact in schools
and dismiss all science as pure conjeture
as you preach another pious lecture.
Stickering textbooks is your solution
'cause "the jury's still out on evolution,"
as says you ever-reliable leader
who, let's face it, y'all- he's not much of a reader.