Hey everybody
shut the f___ up
before I kick your a__
Hey everybody
shut the f___ up
'Cause I was born to kick much a__
I'm so sick and tired of listenin' to you.
And I'm going to kick your a__. Tonight.

[Police dispatch]

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Are you the reason or aren't you the reason I woke up with a potato
in my pocket.
Are you the reason or aren't you the reason I woke up with a blue thing
on the ceiling.

Our love is like a peanut
when you crack that nut in two.
Our love is like a peanut
There's one half for me, there's one half for you.

Don't smoke weed while your mom's around
Don't smoke weed while your mom's around
Don't smoke weed while your mom's around
I don't think that she'd think that that was very good.

Hey you scottish bull frog get out of my yard before I blow your a__ back to ireland.

I got myself a monkey
I put it in my b___
The monkey called the doctor
The doctor had to [missing word]
Gave me sunshine in my b___
and kicked me in the nuts
sunshine in my b___
I got sunshine... in my b___
in my b___
in my b___!

a__less chaps and b___erfly wings.
These are a few of my favorite things

I got a baaaaaaaaaaaad
baaaaaaaad
baaaaaaaaad
really bad feeling about you

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Rainbow
means h___

You gotta shake your food, shake your food processor
shake your food, shake your food
You gotta shake shake shake-ity shake shake shake
Really really really really real real hard
You gotta shake your food, shake your food processor
shake your food, shake your food
Now, when you wiggle it, it makes me shout.
So turn around and show me where the food comes out.

Would you like a puppy?
-I don't want a puppy.
Would you like to have a puppy?
-I don't want a puppy.
Will you please take the puppy?
-I don't want a puppy.
Take the f___in' puppy!

I don't want no puppy from you!

Why'd your mama hit you with the ugly stick?
Why'd your mama hit you with the ugly stick?
She hit you so hard
Why'd your mama hit you with the ugly stick?

The south is gonna rise again my friend
The south is gonna rise again my friend
We're gonna stand and fight
our robes will be all white
The south is gonna rise again my friend

No it's not, you cracka m____fucka.

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