Electric Funstuff presents a story wich is sad but true...

The ranger left our party in a pinch
The fight had looked like it would be a cinch
But the mage ran out of mana,
The cleric said "Manana!"
And I was dead befor I'd moved an inch

See I told ya it was a sad story

Can you spare some rations ?
Cuz i sure need a drink...
I lost my stuff--
I'm feeling out of sorts

Those trains just keep chasin'
No idea which way I'm facin'
Has anybody here seen my corpse ?

I'm fuming cuz my server's down again.
And those women I've been chasing are all men.
(My name's GodLadrial !)
I asked one to join my side
She just laughed until she cried
And said
" Get your skill at Begging up to 10 !"

Can you spare some rations ?
Cuz i sure need a drink...
I move so slow I wish I had a horse
It's nigth and I can't see
Danger in fromt of me.
Has anybody here seen my corpse ?

(Holy cats, we're in a banjo spawning ground !
(Figth sounds)
Killed my pet !
You're the tank, you kill it !
Outch !
I'm almost dead !
This is it !
Good thing that guard came by !)

Well, everything cons red now when I play.
What would I like my tombstone to say ?
Thanks, well it's been fun
Five more minutes then I'm done
I've been saying that to myself since
...yesterday

(I'll be rigth there, sugar,
Just as soon as i kill this skeleton...
And this shadow wolf...
This fire beetle...)

Can you spare some rations ?
Cuz i sure need a drink...
This game will be grounds
for my divorce
The lag times can be chockin
The quest can all be broken
But still i keep coming back
(of course)
And I will surely seek you
Next time you're on EQ
Cuz maybe, oh, just maybe
Maybe, oh, just maybe
Maybe you migth have seen my corpse !

(d___ moss snake!)

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