MC Hawking (Dark Matter) Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die Lyrics

Verse 1
Big fat f___ from North Carolina state,
he's a worthless piece of s___, he's a paragon of hate,
he's a redneck, f___-face, brain-dead waste of s___e,
two-bit, two-timing, m_________ing pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar b____.

Chorus
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?

Verse 2
Fundamentalist, f___wad, d___less p____,
he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick.
He's a sack of s___, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot,
punk b____, ignorant, a__-munch sycophant.
Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks,
thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts.
Racist f___ who supports segregation,
foe of the people friend of the corporation.

Chorus

Breakdown
Uh.
d___.
Get up, get up!

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Trash Talk
Yo Jesse, you dumb-a__, racist, cracker m_________er!
Why the f___ won't you just hurry up and die?
And take that punk-b____ Strom Thurmond with you