Baby, the time has come for me to make my final bow
Before the spotlight flickers out, I'm gonna make my way somehow
The clowns and jesters, their makeup is made with tears
All I've got is this electric guitar and one last case of beer

Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!
Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!

I'm gonna get a jelly doughnut and ride into the night
'Cause you can still eat a bucket of chicken while you're riding on a motorbike
You know I love you baby, I didn't mean to cause you pain
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow mein
You know I love you baby, and I'm never gonna push you away
But you shouldn't have tried to make me choose between you and the Italian buffet

Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!
Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!

Baby I wanna deep fry your heart, then I'll sautee your soul
I'll eat your love with a side salad, for desert I'll have a cinnamon roll
You know I love you baby, I didn't mean to make you cry
But I needed another hamburger and another slice of apple pie
And if there's a God in heaven, like I know there's a devil in hell
One day I'm gonna get you back -- Hey, is that a barbeque I smell?

Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!
Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll!
Too fat to rock and roll
Too fat to rock and roll
Roll, roll, roll
Oh what a beautiful roll!

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