Tom Green The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) Lyrics

My b__ is on the rail
b__ is on the rail
Look at Me
My b__ is on the rail
My b__ is on a man
b__ is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your b__ on a man
My b__ is on a step
b__ is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your b__!
(Insane Laughter)
And thats not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your b__
I like to put my b__ on things
It's fun for everyone

My b__ is on the cheese
b__ is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My b__ is on the Swedish
Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
My b__ is on the gum
My b__ is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my b__ b__ b__
My b__ is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my b__
I'd shoot POO all over the place
POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your b__
I like to put my b__ on things
it's fun for everyone
My b__ is on the dog
My b__ is on the cat
My b__ is on the phone
My b__ is all alone......

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My b__...is all alone....
(Loo in the background)

1,2,3,4
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
Get the poo off my b__!
I need the POO off my b__!!
I've go to get the p___oo off my b__
I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
My b__ is all alone
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
(Cannon Explodes)

Yea! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my b__ coo coo
I want the poo-poo off my b__ b__...
(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.