This is the place where all the junkies go,
Where time gets fast but everything gets slow.
Can I get some vaseline?
Step into a modern scene.
Take a chance on that which seems to be the making of a dream.
I don't want to do it like my daddy did,
I don't want to give it to my baby's kid.

This is my calling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you
Hammers are falling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you.

This is the place where all the devils plead
their case to take from you what they need.
Can I isolate your gene?
Can I kiss your dopamine?
In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine.
I don't want to say it if it isn't so,
I don't want to weigh it but I've got to know.

This is my calling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you
Hammers are falling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you.

I saw you out there yesterday,
What did you want to say?
A perfect piece of DNA,
Caught in a flashing ray.
I caught you out there in the fray,
What did you want to say?
A masterpiece of DNA
Caught in a flashing ray.

Can I smell your gasoline?
Can I pet your wolverine?
On the day my best friend died I could not get my copper clean.
I don't want to take it up with little Joe,
I don't want to fake it but I've gotta know.

This is my calling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you
Hammers are falling
I said my darling
Shocking appalling
All I can do to you.

I am a misfit,
I'm born with all of it.
The f___ing ultimate of love inside the atom split.
I'm in a flash ray,
A mash of DNA another poppin' Jay.
Who thinks he's got something to say...

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