South Park Cartman's Wild Wild West Lyrics

Well, I'm a bad a__ed cowboy living in the cowboy days.
Jiggy wiggy! Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and
Save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
Awiggy wiggy wig wiggy wiggy wig!
Black cowboy from the west side!
Wiggy wiggy Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and
Save Salma from Polly Prissy Pants
Goin down to...where...Rumpatumpskin...