Debbie Harry and Iggy Pop Well Did You Evah? Lyrics

I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
(Is that what they're sayin')
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love
(Sounds like pure soap opera - I may cry)
What a swell party this is
What frails
What c___s
What broads
What jocks
What furs - they're beautiful
Why I've never seen such yuppity!
Neither did I
It's all just too swellegant
This French champagne (domestic)
So good for the brain
That's what I was gonna say
Well you know you're a brilliant fellow
Thank you I am
Drink up Jim
So have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
Well no not recently
Well I went there 'n' had a renta car 'n' all
Oh really!
I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house
Really was that nice?
Well I didn't go
Oh!
It woulda been swell though
Shoulda gone
It woulda been elegant
Swellegant.
Oh! Wait, look. Look who's comin' in now
I hear they dismantled Pickfair
It wasn't elegant enough
Probably full of termites
Yeah
It's great, it's grand
Wah wah wah wah wah wha wah wah
Wonderland
La la la la la la la la la la la lahhh
We sing, so rare
Like old Camembert
Have you heard the dying star
She got bit in the Astra bar
(Soused again)
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
Have you heard- it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah!
What a swell party
What a swell party
What a swell party
What a swellegant
Elegant, party
Smarty,
Party
A Smarty party
I am a Smarty
You are a smarty for coming to this party
Yeah that's right
Now p___ off!
That's clever I like that one.