I am an anarchist
An antichrist
An asterisk

I am an anorack
An acolyte
An accidental

I am eleven feet
Okay, eight
Six foot three
I fought the British and I won
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

I am a rocket ship
A jet fighter
A paper airplane
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uh

Say what you will
I am the kill
The only thing that keeps you really, truly safe from being real

I have a tendency
To exaggerate
Just a little bit

I am a plagiarist
Apologist
A Lawless Calculator, uh-oh

I am an optimist
A closeted
Misogynist
I fought the British and I won
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

I have a wishing well
A living will
A magical 8-ball
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uh

Say what you will
I am the kill
The only thing that keeps you really, truly safe from being real

The sun still sets on you and your r_____ed party
Nobody came to but you, and so you drink to
All the emptiness until you wake up and there's hell to pay again

And the punchlines point at you, and all the comebacks in the
World are in your head, and you can't say them until
Everybody leaves, and it's just you and your imaginary friends
Your imaginary friends
Your imaginary friends

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