Hey! I'm not on pogey,
And I'm not married to my sister;
I don't eat cod fish tree times a day,
Well dat's cuz dere ain't no more cod fish left.

I don't own a boat or a so'wester,
But I can see a boat from me window;
I don't drink screech,
At least before noon on a weekday anyways.

I don't know Gordon Pincent, or Mary Walsh,
Or Jimmy Flynn, or Rick Mercer;
But I watch Dis Hour Has 22 Minutes every week, eh?

I got a premier named Brian Tobin,
He went to war with Spain over somin' called a turbot;
Ain't sure what a turbot ackshly, but I'm d___ed if I'm gonna let
Any guy from Spain come and take dem away from me.

I ain't the b'y that builds da boats, and I ain't de b'y that sails em,
But like I said before, I can see a boat from ma window, eh?
I don't dance a jig everytime I hear Celtic music,
But I'll do dat Karaokee ting if I got enough Black Forest beers in me.

I'm still p___ed off at Prince Edward Island, for buildin' dat dere bridge,
And not buildin' one out to the rock, them stupid spud heads;
And even though he ain't really a Newfie,
I tink Stompin' Tom Connors should run for Prime Minister.

Newfoundland is the oldest settlement in Nort' America,
And the youngest province in Confederation;
Oh my grandfudder's still p___ed off about dat one,
You don't even wanna talk about Joey Smallwood to grampa.

And even though I lives in Fort McMurray,
Lord tunderin' Jeshus, I still tinks that Newfoundland,
Is the best darn province in the country.
My name is Buddy, and I is a Newfoundlander.

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