Eminem feat. Dr. Dre Rain Man Lyrics

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[Eminem]
You find me offensive; I find you offensive for finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw out or line any fences; if so
to what extents if any should I go? Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage
to the brain when I go to lengths; this
far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too God d___ed sensitive
It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this s___ now cause I won't stand for this
And Christo-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I
had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must of put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman I killed Super-man, and how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

[Chorus]
Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain
Nice to meet you, hi my name is...
I forgot my name!
My aim was not to become what I became; with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil - my new name is...
Rain Man

[Eminem]
Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have h___sexual s__
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual s__
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse
for your actions; either before during or after
Performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way
But who's to say, what's fair to say
And what not to say, let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre (what up?) I got a question if I may (yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (yeah)
And watch his b___ b___ when he tees off (yeah)
But uh, I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut hut
While he reaches in another grown man's a__
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped fell slipped and his p____ went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a female's b___
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
s___ this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is tellin me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whoop a__ canister
God d___it Dre, where's the God d___ed beat (yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yup yup, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's a__ and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon I
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut b___er jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And I don't even gotta make no God d___ed sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say s___!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Cause AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH!
Yup, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
Super dope, beatmaker
Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million
Nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three..
.. seventy