Gravediggaz Diary of a Madman Lyrics

[Intro:]
[Lady:] They killed my baby..oh god they killed my baby!
[Judge:] Order in the court!
[Lady:] I will make you pay for this you murderers!
[Judge:] I said order in the court now! Now, before this
court passes judgement, will the four defendants
please rise and approuch the bench?
[Gravedigga:] Trust me guys, it's all under control
the judge is my uncle, he'll take the
insanity plea...oh yeah, don't foget
my retainer balance.
[Judge:] Okay, I understand you guys are pleading insanity
claiming demonic spirits possessed you to do
these hideous murders. Can you please explain
to the court how these so called spirits made
you into these RAVING MADMEN?!?!

[Scientific Shabazz]
Bare witness, as I excersize my exorcism
The evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorism
Possessed by evil spirits, voices from the dead
I come forth with gravediggaz in a head full of dread
I've been examined ever since I was s____
They took a sonogram and seen the image of a demon
At birth the nurses surrounded my with needles
and drugged me all up with the diseases of evil
Grew up in hell, now I dwell, in an Islamic Temple
I'm fighting a holy war in the mental
Look deep into my eyes, you'll see visions of death
Possessed by homicide is what I'm obsessed
Giving n____z brain dimples
Dragging they a__es on my hook by they temples
The cause of death is unknown to the cops
Cause when I kill them, I'm not leavin one element to autopse
First I'll a__asinate em
And them I'll cremate them
and take all of his f___ing ashes and evaporate em
Or creep through the graveyard and hunt down your tombstone
Dig up your skeleton and stomp all your f___ing bones
You try to haunt me n____, I aint trying to hear it
Buck! Buck! Buck! I'll give your a__ a holy spirit.

[Interlude:]
[Gravedigga:] Stressed full, try to avoid all impure
thoughts. I am loosing my mind...
[Judge:] Can you please explain to the court when these
problems first began?

[Prince Rakeem/Ryzarector]
The year 84, November, day 10
Overwhelmed by the wicked inspirations of an evil djinn
I realize my ideas has spawned for 400 years
Of blood sweat and tears
I saw the tourture brutal murder of my father
So my brain became stained with the horror
I'm having reoccuring nightmares
Of being soaking wet, strapped down to the electric chair
I got tackled with handcuffs
And shackled in restraint
At the bottom of a holy tabernacle
They gave me nothing to eat for two weeks
And sewed my eye lids open so I couldn't sleep
About to die from thirst, that's when the minister
quinched my jaws with a cold glass of vinegar
Upon my wounds they seasoned my with salt
And nailed my hands feet to the form of the cross
AHH!! I cry
As the blood drips inside of my eye
refusing to die
Visions of hell tormented my face
So I chewed my f___ing arm off and made an escape.

[Interlude:]
[Guy:] Oh no, me mataron mi amigo, hijo de la gran puta
esos cogines me mataron mi amigo que voy a cerca
carajo, cono...
[Judge:] Calm down people, please calm down
Let us please procede with the
defendent's explanation...

[Killer Priest]
Enta the realms of understanding and take good heed
and you could bleed while I'm standing
Three stages of pure hell, justications of red cells
*SHH* rain drops hits the pelv
Path is dull and narrow you're stalked by a shadow
I pierced your skull with a f___ing arrow
So narrow, only one could enter at a time
Stuck in the center, read the signs
A thousand doors to choose, you better hurry
Don't stop, s___ is getting hot as a pot of curry
On your right side there's fire, your left, deep waters
Watch your step, it's deep waters!
What's that coming through the floor? It's a claw!
*PSSH* took his f___ing a__ to the f___ing core!
(AHHH!!)

[Fruitkwan/Gatekeeper]
Stroll through the dark conditions
I stone you til I see sparks of friction
I chop ya like a coal miner
Then combine the drug and mix it with your blood
Some more, I give you some more and watch you crawl
Guts hit the floor, worms that dig your pores
I trick ya, ha, then I'm quick to syringe
Deep into my thoughts and bust out your skin
You scream, portraits of inflictable pain
You can't stand, you're up to your hands in quick sand
You're sinking and sinking deep into the earth
Thoughts was possessed since the first day of birth
My mental says it's my turn to possess the matta
Stab you with a dagger of Jacob's Ladder
Thoughts become shattered, confused, and tragic
Fiery thoughts of Gravediggaz...

[Outro:]
[Judge:] GUILTY, next case.