Right now ... He's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now ... He's probably buying her some
Fruity little drink,
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, She's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, She's probably saying - I'm drunk
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now he's probably dabbing on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne...
Ohhh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh you'll know it won't be on me! No... not on me...

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think... before he cheats
Ohh Before he cheats .. Ohh Ohh

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