Kooby Lucky Spoon Lyrics

[Spoken]
Lucky Spoon, he's a special boy,
It's that Cold Rage, that,
That just makes you feel, overwhelmed,
But in a good way.

There's only one problem,
And that's when he says he'll do something,
And he doesn't.
Where is my 8800GT, Lucky Spoon?
It's not here yet, is it?
You know it's not.

So, that's why I've made this song,
To express how I feel...

[Sung]
Lucky Spoon, where's my card?
Where have you put it?
I want it right now.
If I don't get it soon,
I will confiscate your girlfriend,
And give her to Spr0gs.
What blasphemy,
Would that be, of the Lord?

[Spoken]
So yeah, you can see.
I'm not feeling too happy about this,
And I think that, um,
Making me upset is not very nice,
And I think you should think about
what's been said and done over the last few days,
And what's been, NOT done over the last few days,
And I know that you'll come to a swift resolution shortly.
Because, just the idea of Spr0gs being with your girlfriend,
Is probably really really scary.
I know it'd be scary for me,
I mean, crikey,
Just having ANYTHING of mine near Spr0gs,
It'd be dreadful.

Goodbye.