gaspoem Lyrics

Announcer: I will not pass gas in my house
I will not pass gas near my spouse
I will not pass gas in your face
Because the gas I pass is worse than mace
A silent but deadly cloud of toxic waste
The End
Second hand smoke contains Hydrogen Cyanide and other lethal gases
Don't pass gas, take it outside
Get the facts at dontpassgas.org
A message from the American Legacy Foundation and the Ad Council