Monday (Monday)
Late again today,
He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry.
He'd have to hurry out - to the bus.

Tuesday (Tuesday).
Horace was so sad,
He'd never had a girl that he could care for.
And if he was late once more,
He'd be out...oh, oh!

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well, he just stood there - mumblin' a-fumblin'
Then a voice from above, said,
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find, yourself a wife
(Come on Horace)
Make a stand, and be a man,
and you will have a great life plan."
(You can do it, come on Horace)

Wednesday (Wednesday)
Horace met the girl.
She was small and she was very pretty.
He thought he was in love,
he was afraid - uh oh.

Thursday (Thursday)
Asked her for a date,
the cafe down the street, tomorrow evening.
His head was reeling, when she said "yes...ok!".

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well, he just stood there - mumblin' a-fumblin'
Then a voice from above, said,
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find, yourself a wife
(Come on Horace)
Make a stand, and be a man,
and you will have a great life plan!"
(You can do it, come on Horace)

Friday (Friday)
Horace this is it!
He asks the girl if maybe, they could marry.
When she says "gladly", Horace cries - boo hoo.

Sunday (Sunday)
Everybody's at the church,
When Horace rushes in,
and says "now here comes my wife,
for the rest of my life"
...and she did!

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well, he just stood there - mumblin' a-fumblin'
Then a voice from above, said,
"Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
Go out and find, yourself a life
(You can do it)
Make a stand, and be a man,
and you will have a great life plan!"
(Horace Wimp)
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

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