Mystikal That Nigga Ain't Shit! Lyrics

n____ you ain't s___

I woke up this morning d___ rock hard
Had to p___ so bad, that s___ made me say God Lord!
d___ harder then a armadello
So I went in the bathroom and drained the little fellow
Flush the toilet, washed my hands
Took off my silk shirt, (whut else) and ? down my pants
I was rolling to meet this b____ in bout an hour (what you did)
????? and grabbed and towled and jumped my stankin a__ in the shower
And now i'm feelin better, at least i'm smellin better
Instead of a combination of p____ and cheddar
I still smelled like last night's f___
So washed my lips, fingertips, but I can't forget to wipe under the nuts
Blow my nose, wash my toes, then my a__hole
Foggin up the mirrors, ?? all my f___in clothes
Ain't that a b____, i'm already runnin late
Thinkin I ain't got to do nothin, now I gotta change my outfit
Stepped to the closet and scanned the wardrobe
Seen that silk shirt, Tommy, f___ it, i'll wear that Polo though
Girbauds and Polo socks
Slipped on the Fila's cause it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops
I looked in the mirror one last time for kicks
Like I really had to check, like I ain't know I was the s___
Everything was in place
Pearly whites, brown complextion, daily braids and daily face
Mirror, mirror, wasup, who's the most stuck up
??? b____ I just f___ed that stankin s___
Thats the thought for the day
I'm bouts to cut that hoe (why) she can't f___ anyways
Now i'm back on my mission
But before I hit the f___in front door, gots to hit the kitchen
Cause all the ? is gettin bigger
Man, I ain't ate s___ (dawg, ain't you hungry)
dawg, hungrier than three n____s
Grits and oatmeal, no time to cook though
f___ it i'll grab that left-over cold cut combo
And now the stomachs at ease
I'm bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ring, the ?, and the keys
And now i'm ready for the street
Lookin neat, smellin sweet from my teeth to my f___in feet
I guees it's part of my job (what job n____)
Being colder then cold, smoother then smooth, sharper then sharp
So if you catch my in the club don't say s___
Sweatin a n____ like Micheal ?? Tyler don't pay b____
Cause I ain't that n____ thats gonna play with ya
Or stay with ya, but i'll d___ sure lay with ya
Cause i'm that type of n____ to tell a b____ that I love em quick
Better but not beleive it though (why) cause I ain't bout s___

That n____ ain't s___
That n____ ain't bout s___
That n____ ain't s___
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