Cockpunch! Advice-Aholic Lyrics

Stop hating 'cuz we're younger than you!
Stop sending naked pictures of dudes!
No one cares how hard you can dance, stand up to someone, you don't have a chance.
Stop acting like you've been here for years.
Don't try to mimic your peers.
Why hook up with girls who are lying?
Try the real world that s___ is just f___in' fine.

These are just some good ideas.
Use your own judgement, but open your f___in ears!
I can't tell you what to do.
Make your own choices, it's up to you.
I'll try to offer wisdom, I'll try to be nice.
But when the time comes, consider my advice.