Tonedeff Quotables Lyrics

This is what rhymin's about/
Line for line, dying to come out/
So you cant deny it or doubt/
Signed or unsigned, trying to come out/
In case you gotta rhyme in a bout/
Then on every line you can count (x2: first by Rise, then Tonedeff)

V1-A (8) [Substantial]
Lyrically deep like the teachings of confucious/
Spit ridiculous s___, Like a nipple-less t__ - you're useless/
But hang around anyway hoping to get felt/
Lyrically acidic when I spit it, making mics melt/
I should change my name to phillip cause I'm s_______ you up/
Like chicks with tongue piercings I'm a__uming you suck/
Plus, I'm the chosen one, you're feeling me like trinity/
But you ain't ready to see me lose it, like your daughter's virginity.

V1-B (8) [Wordsworth]
Now these are similes, stop mixing the two/
An a__hole - no talent - that's a metaphor, a description of you/
You said it was reviews in newspapers that pushed your album back/
But it wouldn't have came out quicker if they would've induced labor/
If you said something doper, I'd probably quote ya/
But nothing sticks, like putting the opposite sides of magnets closer/
The demographics of where my rap hits/
Towers of above my peers, from where I control air traffic.

V1-C (8) [PackFM]
You aint a fan? Then I'm serving educational purposes/
You always enter tournaments, always lose in round one/
Somebody must have lost a wack MC cause I just found one/
It ain't like you're trash - but you're far from dope, man/
You're somewhere in the middle, chillin with Monie & Malcom/
Your label's fronting on the dough, and they ain't paying/
You couldn't get burned if Satan gave you rotation on his station.

Chorus A
It's Substantial, and the contract on your life is non-negotiable
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Wordsworth is the reason you're not spoken to
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
If I battled you and all your fans, I guess that means I'm ripping both of you
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Session is the reason that your b____ not close to you
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)

V2-A (8) [Session]
Aiyyo words travel like Magellan does, you on top? Dead it cause/
If you're over me - you must have fell in love/
Puff an L and bug, cause I won't be swatted
I can't be seen - I'll be a dalmation and still won't be spotted/
Cause in raps, you're played/
Your piece of s___ raps get b____-slapped till it's all pitch black like Satchel Paige/
Session - and I must be dissing a tramp/
You could pull your d___ out and still p___ on your pants.

V2-B (8) [Supastition]
Man, nobody likes me, I performed two songs and most hate it/
I'm despised by the heavens, my tombstone is post-dated/
I told Flex he had to wait to get my album, but I guess he can't/
Cause they caught him and Clue breaking in the pressing plant/
I'm smacking ya, cause you ain't really said nothing spectacular/
'Yo! You heard what he said?' - NOPE! I just remember how wack it was/
Who the f___ did your vocals? Man, what studio you pay/
They made it sound like your mic was six studios away.

V2-C (8) [Rise]
Man, if you seen one MC on the scene, that's at least three/
When they say the man is holding them down, they mean me/
I'm like, "Lemme find out" things I already know/
Like writers have to take a vote with what line to quote/
That's horribly said - In, on, or off of your head/
You gets no love! Who would talk you off of a ledge?
Because it looks and sounds like what you're spitting is hard/
Special effects make you tougher like the Wizard of Oz.

Chorus A
Aiyyo Session is the reason that your b____ not close to you.
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
You might say that you're better than Rise, but that's a load of bull
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Oh, now you wanna give up Rhyming - you're long overdue
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
The name is Tonedeff and these chickens be on the totem pole
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)

V3 (24)
Question? How do you call an MC nice, via the phone line?
Pick up and at the sound of the tone, just dial 3 four times/
And speak after the beep or chime/
And leave more mixed messages than, um, Tony Hawk's dentist, when telling him, "Please Don't Grind"
I reach bold heights that Sikhs won't find/
Give guide dogs to rap wannabe's on sight, cause I tend to I beat foes blind/
Don't mind your eyebrows, that'll regrow fine/
As far as your life? I got a leash on yours and a new lease on mine/
As far as your wife? well, she's easily occupied/
You see, your girl got a lazy eye: she's seeing me on the side/
Quote me up in your thesis, I deserve a trophy for some of these quips/
You're surrounded by p____es like you're the only brother of 3 kids/
Whoa! Holy Mother of Jesus! you got a soccer mom?
I'm the goalie tucked in her cleavage... yelling 'Defense!'
You'd think your sense of listening was sent to prison/
Cause I captivate minds with the strength to hold a genie against his wishes/
I'm genius with these renditions of mental attrition/
Known for flowing longer than the Lord of the Rings director's cut special edition/
So, step to the front, next if you're wishing/
Claiming you got heart, but in regards to your flow, it seems there's a ventricle missing/
Crab rappers with no clause in their contract and their genitals itching/
Got me saying 'Pause' more than any general Vets a__istant/
So I go solo with no problem.
While you got so many guests appearances, that you made a cameo on your own album.