Anything you can do, I can do better. (HA!)

I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
Yes I can, yes I can!

Anything you can be I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
Yes I can, yes I can!

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and chesse.
(And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat)

Any note you can sing I can sing higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can!

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker - and get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
(Without being caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought, you crook!)

Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you ca---------n't.
Yes I ca----------------n!
Yes you can!
(Where do you store all that air?
Here...)

Anything you say I can say faster.
I can say anything faster than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can!

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
(Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I...)

Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything sweeter than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't can't CAN'T!
Yes I can can CAN!

Yes (No) I (You) Can (Can't)!

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