Verse 1:
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its a___ 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to f___ like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me.

Chorus: (play this after each verse)

E A
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me

She ain't no f___in' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me.

Extra verses:

Verse 2:
Well there's no politically correct word for f___in' fat
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to f___ 'er
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 3:
She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she's always fartin'
Got saggy t__s and a saggy a___
But I tell ya what mate I'm f___in' laughin'
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er
So she's the sorta sheila for me.

play chorus twice

End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I'm not as f___in stupid as you thought I was

E A (normal strum pattern)
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.

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