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Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f___ing, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f___ing, really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's f___ing Spidey!

Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap a__!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the f___ing BVDs
Outline...oh f___ Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's f___ing sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on...f___!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f___ing Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f___ing holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He f___ing used a Matrix move!
He f___ing used a Matrix move!
d____!
Ha! What a f___ing move!?
What the f___ is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the a__ with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his c___ out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's f___ing, really p___ed off
Now what the f___ is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've f___ing known!
Not to pull out your d___ in front of Sass
He'll rip that s___ right off! Now you're f___ing b__med
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode!
Ah Jesus!

He's sucking on his f___ing chode!
He's gonna shoot your f___ing load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer!

What the f___? That's bad news Bears.
That's a lotta c__! That's way too much Sass c__
Sassafrass...he hasn't, f___ing done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging s___! And he's taking a dump...

Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick, for the f___ing Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up-
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a s___ on David Dark!

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