We've traveled all around the world
To places we adore
And everybody wants to know
What the heck does FRED stand for

The letters that we wear
(Their) their meaning now we'll share
(So) so listen while we spell it out
So you'll know what our name's about

F is 'cause we wait for fireworks, and
R is for respectability
E means very, very extraordinary, and
D means doing more than anyone you've seen before

And FERD means something's wrong
[Hmmm]
I think it was you, there
DERF means that we haven't got a clue (got a clue)

Now through this song we'll make it
Take my place and try to fake it
ED is here to sing for you
Oh, no

Someone's off
Who could it be
Try it again
1, 2, 3

(D) D is 'cause he's dummer than a tree, and
(D) D is for the dome that all can see
D means dope and dunce, defective, dreadful and despicable
D is 'cause he's dead the minute that we end the show

So, ERFD is happy to be here, you know, and
ERDF that hurts, you're standing on my toe (on his toe)
Now you know the meaning of our name
Its very clear that
FDER is here to sing for
DFRE is here to sing for
FRDE is here to sing for

F R E D spells FRED
(That's the meaning of)
[Get over here you idot]
[We can fix this really quick like this]
F(uh)RED

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
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90.11
The Cure A_Strange_Day Lyrics
Michael Jackson Beat It 2008 (Ft. Fergie) Lyrics