I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute"
I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root
Whenever I see you I don't know what to say
It�s like my mind goes from dsl to 56k
I�ve looked for girls online, but don�t get any play
Now I�m forced to get off to j__anese anime
We would stay up late playing dungeons and dragons
You can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo Baggins

I�m just a nerd in love, But I don�t know what to do
It�s hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ
Maybe she�ll look past the headgear and all of my acne
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me

I can be Hans Solo and you can be Leia
If I was less like Screech and more like AC Slater
You're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hard
I can hack in a mainframe but not in your heart
If I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindness
And protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virus
But you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit Torrent
My love for you is steady like gravitational constants

I�m just a nerd in love and I feel out of place
I�ll have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd base
Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair s__y
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me

I just want to be with girl and not get any rejection
Who will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventions
Who�s as precious to me as a rare Pokemon
And who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a Shaman

But We�re just nerds in love, reality�s too far gone
Cause we�re too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like Stephan
But one day we�ll be CEOs and have lots of money
But until then, our only friends will be our PC�s

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