Bromheads Jacket Shopping Spree Lyrics

This is how i like to spend my afternoons,
cruising sainsburys car park,
trying to park a big four door saloon,
there aint nothing that i'd rather do than take a little shopping spree a little sunday shopping spree with you..

coz i said that we, should have come this morning,
coz now its five past one and this place is heaving,
so which road should we try and attempt first, not using the one way system only makes things worse,
coz look theres one there by the red one, oh no sorry he's not leaving he's not leaving,
but what about that one there they've got the pram out? no theyre putting it together theyre putting the baby in it.

tesco's, sainsbury's and an asda, card melting shopping spree's,
careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen.

coz i'm losing the plot coz half the days been wasted,
coz i could still be at home tucked up in bed, or curled up on the sofa watching eastenders or eating bacon sandwiches n' thai sweet chilli crisps, or dozing through wildlife on one, or ordering a pint in the friendly poets corner,
coz anything could be better than this, than sitting in a car park fighting over s___es,

coz this is how i like to spend my afternoons,
cruising sainsburys car park,
trying to park a big four door saloon,
there aint nothing that i'd rather do than take a little shopping spree a little sunday shopping spree with you..

tesco's, sainsbury's and an asda, card melting shopping spree's,
careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen.
tesco's, sainsbury's and an asda, card melting shopping spree's,
careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen.

this is how i like to spend my afternoons,
cruising sainsburys car park,
trying to park a big four door saloon,
there aint nothing that i'd rather do than take a little shopping spree a little sunday shopping spree with you..