Easy E Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas [*] Lyrics

[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[kissing sounds]
Well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
About the bad a__ Eazy-E
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad m____fu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god d___ book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa m____fuckin' right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with b____ of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas m____fucka!
[Gun Shots]
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this p____ tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my d___ this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my d___
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
?? and I'm gonna c__
A VCR ?? some p___o flicks
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
?? like a everlastin' gobstoper
?? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
?? f___in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
?? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[?]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
Thats no Chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls
f___ ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this m____fucka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
?? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint d___ when Elvis was alive
But all the f___in' bullshit got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the ??
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a f___in' lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A m____fuckin' K b____.

[?]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those b____es
I saw mommy f___in' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
Close the door little b____
I'm gettin' these draws.

[?]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya a__ don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a f___
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.

[?]
Oh Saint Nick got a d___ like a ho
Well wheres this ??

[Eazy-E]
Shut the f___ up b____es
And go back to sleep.

[?]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
?? corn on the cob
But a n____ will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[A lot of mumblin']
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[?]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
And have a f___ed up new year [x4]

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
And lived f___ed up lives ever after
The End