DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince This Boy Is Smooth Lyrics

Well I was coolin'
sitting by the phone, waitin' for
A ring with a female voice or a date or
An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin
Then, ahh...
My phone started jinglin
I Picked it up
I checked the rolex first
I'll call one of my regulars worst come the worst
I said hello
But the voice sounded nervous
Baby relax, FP at your service
The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice
I met you last week at that club called the paradise
I said yeah babe, I'd like to go their again
Get dressed and you better be fly see you at ten
Hung up the phone and checked the mirror
Sort of like ESP I could hear her
Heart beating
encaged with the groove
And all I could say to myself was
d___ this boy is smooth
(smooth)

(smooth... cause i don't get upset) (x4)

So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in
Entre vous and porsche 9-11 then
Girls took a look at me and started to break
Ladies come down... I've already got a date
Cruised up front and I was happy to find her
Tantalising tasty tune named tanya
I said ay yo babe lets not go in the place yet
Come on hope in I got luther in the tape deck
I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty
She said lets go some place and chill
I said really honey?
We went to the beach to take a little walk
I found out I was smoother than I thought
My hands like maverick
started to wander
Left and right
then wound up behind her
Face to face and chest to chest and ohh...
like a spindle of silk
Yo this boy is smooth

(smooth... cause i don't get upset) (x8)

Here it is
Verse trace
Back at my place
The scene was set because I set it before I left
Girl im like a tool
grab me and use me
Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzi?
I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle
Turn down the lights
and lit up a candle
A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me
Radio booming pumpin the isley
Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss
Or kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip
Or maybe ill take her outside where the pools at
Smack it up, flip it...
naa... im too cool for that
Ahh... I know what I'll do
i'll hold her tightly and caress for a little while
Make it gentle and slow, not faster
A Pause for the cause and heres a word from the master

Yo I'm the j-a double-z-jazzy
Smooth as self smooth than I have to be
known acknowledged and recognised as the king of the groove
and I'm the man that's blessed FP with his smooth

(smooth... cause i don't get upset) (x7)

eh yo j, take me out