I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek and mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath and a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said :You're not my type
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

[Chorus:]
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black and blue, I said: We're through
I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the a___!
She yelled and squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...<i>[guitar bit]

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

[Fade]

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