Gothic Archies The Tiny Goat Lyrics

The tiny goat wanted a birthday party and sent out invitations to
its friends, but when the day came none of them remembered, so it
gouged out its eyes with fountain pens. The world is cruel and
the moon remote. Suicide was not an option for the tiny goat.
The tiny goat was very, very ugly, and like all ugly things it
fell in love. When twenty years of waiting turned to nothing, it
closed its eyes and lay down on the stove. When the world bites,
there's no antidote. Who would want to spend forever with a tiny
goat? The world's a leech crawling down one's throat. One would
rather be a tick than be a tiny goat.