The Arrogant Worms I Am Albertan Lyrics

hey, im not a farmer, or an oil worker
i dont live in red deer or eat raw beef
or own a pickup-up truck
i don't know doug or dwane or debbie from fort mcmurray
but im sure they're nice people
i have a premier named ralph, not a dictator named lucy-anne
and i speak english, got it, english not french
and im sick of having french RAMEED DOWN MY THROAT
I GO TO THE LAKE AND STAY IN A CABIN, NOT A COTTAGE
I BELIEVE IN PLUGGING IN MY CAR DURING THE WINTER, BECAUSE IF I DONT, IT WONT START
I DRIVE 100 KMH IN THE LEFT LANE,
EVEN THOUGH THE SIGNE SAYS SLOWER TRAFFIC, KEEP TO THE RIGHT