[feat. Bhenney]
How do you spell Wu?...I think it's PIMP
[feat. bowser]
You dirty w____ WU
[feat. yatta]
You're crazy for this one Wu

[Bhenney]
Remember the day when we first met
Not something I'll soon forget
When a guy in my section with a spiked hairdo
Told me he go by the name James Wu

Shreading guitar, he rocks the mic like a vandal
Ain't no thang Wu can't handle
Fever and backer can't contain this Asian
Prepare yourself for the Wu invasion

Faded id, time for a new one
Lifting weights no need to run
Martini, white russian, asian glow
Pepcid ac it's the cure fo sho

Sleeps on the futon, why not the loft?
Mother f___ers better not think you're soft
Cuz your raiding tombs like Lara Croft
Ladies see you and dey clothes fall off

Wu....get ready for some gansta s___!

[chorus]
Drops one line and peaces out....that's how he do
E'rybody knows hes number one not number two
Chuck Norris ain't got s___...now that's the truth
Charlotte swipes his card and says hello jim wu

Money rains like it ain't no thang that's how he do
E'rybody knows Patrick George is number two
Chuck Norris ain't got s___...now that's the truth
Took the time to write this rhyme cuz he's James Wu

[yatta]
Now, curb your enthusiasm, don't get excited
Wu can show up to any party uninvited
Never has trouble at the door getting in
Passes on the ladies just like Brady Quinn

Cuz he's got more than you could ever imagine one guy could have
Wu has got more a__ on call than even Ronnie fields could grab

Now don't think that he's not a team player
When he whips out his sword and becomes the dragon slayer
He always makes sure there's enough to go around
His way with the ladies is world-renowned
But he'll cut a girl loose, leave her a__ it's true
Like when Rose let go of Jack and he sank into the blue
Doesn't even matter if that ho is fine
he just pulls out his razr calls the next in line

[chorus]

[Bhenney]
Bhenney back let's get it started
my time is up so don't delay
fleeing the scene just like OJ

real quick now I'm gonna hand this over
His favorite line is motorboat her (motorboatin')
some say crude and he's not pc
his nickname's bowser, it's t. kneedy

[bowser]
when his door is closed locked up tight
you can hear the futon creak in the night
like chris cornell you know he's rockin'
girls go (uhhh....) don't come knockin'

yellow fever, need the cure?
hos all crawl for wu's mixture
dem naughty places dey can't scrub
he'll clean dem off wit his panda rub

[chorus]

[various white peeps]

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