The Moldy Peaches Steak for Chicken Lyrics

Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent?
Sitting on your face (sitting on my a__)
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my d___ in?
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch.

My former life, I was a high roller (my former life, I had a sister.)
Walked around in a diamond stroller ( i abused her and I dissed her)
Found my calling as a part-time bowler (she got swept up in a twister)
Traded my wife in for a new three holer ( first I laughed and then I missed her)
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who f___ed up that leaning tower?
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch.

Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day (different dreams than yesterday)
Tell your grandparents that they're gay (tell your grandma, you're okay)
Steal their money and run away (kiss her cheek and run away)
Cuz me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art: (we invented this new kind of dart:)
Post-Modernest Throwing Darts (Hit A Bulls-eye, cut a fart)
Smoking crack and cutting...crack
Who mistook this c___ for genius? (Who is dancing on the ceiling?)
Who is gonna stroke my p____? (Who is gonna hurt my feelings?)
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch.

Oh people are shiny like a brand new book (even your mother is a crook)
But if you get a closer look (but if I get a closer look)
There's s___ on every hand you shook (there's s___ on every road you took)
If you don't believe me, look at your hand (if you don't believe me, read the book)
Who made all these things for killing? (somebody's making a killing)
Who's p____ hole needs filling? (Who's empty heart needs filling?)
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch.

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
(Who am I gonna stick my d___ in?)
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch.