Xzibit and Eminem Jermaine Dupri Diss Freestyle Lyrics

[Xzibit]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
This is dedicated to the man we all love to hate
Tattoo a.k.a The Leprechaun a.k.a. Mr. Jermaine Dupri
Come on ladies and gentlemen, sing a long

{Randy Newman - Short People Sample)
(Short people got) What! (no reason) Yeah!
(Short people got) What! (no reason) Come On!
(Short people got no reason to live)
Haha f___in' f__got...

[Xzibit]
If ya So So Def than b____ get a hearing aid
Ain't worth ya gauge ya heart pumping lemonade
Hook, line and sinker ya took the bait
Act ya age, not ya size, not ya weight
Every time you professional making hits
Why it always gotta sound like the next men s___?
Went from Big to Puff to Snoop to Jay
Hey Jermaine who's d___ you gon' ride today?
Couldn't wait to get the green light from Dr. Dre
Never liked ya f___in' a__ any g______ way
And I could care less if we label mates
Your style been dead Columbians should drop the weight
I got love for Da Brat get off Bow Wow back
f___ you, f___ ya n____s that's writing ya raps
What up lo get ya L.A. pass revoked
Don't get me wrong Papa Smurf you won't get smoked
But ya might get robbed and choked
Or you might disappear, kidnapped with no ransom note
Off the leash, off the hook, off the chain
f___ Jermaine you ain't gotta say my name
Speak now or forever hold a d___ in ya mouth
You ain't the mayor, you don't run s___ in the South
Scarface run the South m_________er you will be on
The underage b____ in the Kelly tape getting pee'd on
c___-eyed midget with a Napoleon complex
Nickelodeon fetish you represent nonsense
Harlem Shake to that, high jump to hell
You the best in the business, I can't tell
Too late to apologize kiss my a__
We about to cut your whole sound scan in half
Got to keep your hands up homie protect yo'self
Stop f___ing with the West n____ respect yo'self
It's a short ride to the top and a long way down
Look Man vs. Machine about to drop now
This ain't no beef it's more like lunch meat
Loss caliber heat let's take it to the street muh'f___er

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