What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he would be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

(Owen)
Luke, get your a__ over here right now!
quit monkeying around with that d___ed landspeeder
where are them two droids i asked you to clean, boy?
Have you cleaned your room?

(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
can I go to the Hachi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
but now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherter.

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

I'm Yoda,
I'm astound ya,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya,
don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
you wont believe your eyes,
watch the X-wing rise.

Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know I gotta go confront Lord Vader.

But Luke not ready are you.

But there's a city in the clouds where their keeping my crew,
a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do,
so now Vader, I'm coming for you.

That's right Artoo.
Set a new course
we're going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty fine Gin and tonic
Why dont you mix me up another?

Impressive, now release your anger,
you must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother,
to tell the truth about your father.
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
There is something I must reveal then.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.

Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke

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