Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster
He worked at the bank for forty years
And each week Mr. Frisbee made his check out
For 68 dollars quid.

And through the years he thwarted 27 robbers
Each time Frisbee promised him a raise

They gave a retirment party for Mr. Webster
Everyone from the bank was there
They had a cake and flowers ordered special
And Frisbee had a speech prepared

In a little white box that had a little watch with this inscription:
"To Mr. Webster with regards."

Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
Said: "Sorry, Stop, cannot attend.
I've flown away and taken all of your money.
Wish you were here to help me spend."

And one by one all the people left the party.
And Mr. Frisbee locked the door.

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