Green Jelly green jelly-three little pigs Lyrics

Why don't you sit right back, and I, I may tell you a tale.
A tale of 3 little pigs and a...big...BAD... WOLF!
Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick,
He spent most of his days just a-dreamin' of the city,
And then one day, he bought a guitar,
He moved to Hollywood to become a star,
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city,
Built his house outta straw, what a pity,
Then one day, jammin' on some chords,
Along came the wolf, knockin' on his door.
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huffand puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' andI'll blow your house in!''
Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stokin',
Spent most of his days just-a ganja smokin',
Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach,
Gettin' paid money for religious speech,
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked,
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks,
Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley,
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley.
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huffand puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' andI'll blow your house in!''
Well, the third piggy was a grade A student,
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent,
Earned his Master's Degree from Harvard College,
Built his house from his architect knowledge,
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills,
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills,
Then one day came the old house masher,
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher,
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huffand puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' andI'll blow your house in!''
Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed all that hecould,
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood,
''It's made out of concrete,'' the little piggy shouted,
The wolf just frowned as he pouted,
So they called 9-11, like any piggy would,
They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could,
Rambo: Yo, wolf face, I'm your worst nightmare! Your a__ ismine!
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see,
And that's the end of story for you and me,
But still give a listen, you just may,
Hear the big wolf and little piggies say,
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huffand puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' andI'll blow your house in!''

And the moral of the story is that bands with no talent
Can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.

Três Porquinhos

Por que você não se senta,
E eu, eu vou te contar um conto.
Uma história de três porquinhos e um GRANDE LOBO MAU!

Bem, o primeiro porquinho, ele era meio agitado
Passava o dia todo só sonhando com a cidade
Então um dia ele comprou uma guitarra
Mudou-se para Hollywood para virar estrela
Mas ele era do campo, não sabia nada na cidade
Fez a sua casa de palha, que imbecil!
E então um dia, arranhando uns acordes
Apareceu o lobo, batendo em sua porta

REFRÃO
Porquinho, porquinho, deixa eu entrar!
NÃO, PELOS CABELOS DEBAIXO DO MEU QUEIXO!!
Porquinho, porquinho, deixa eu entrar!
NÃO, PELOS CABELOS DEBAIXO DO MEU QUEIXO!!
Então eu vou a__oprar, a__oprar, e derrubar a sua casa!
a__oprar, a__oprar, derrubar a sua casa!
a__oprar, a__oprar, derrubar a sua casa!
a__oprar e a__oprar e derrubar a sua casa!!!

Bem, o segundo porquinho, ele era meio gordão
Ele passava o dia todo só fumando maconha
Tragava o tempo todo lá na praia de Venice
Conseguia dinheiro com pregas religiosas
Construiu seu barraco com o que achou no lixo
A maior parte era feita de tocos e latas
E aí um dia, quando ele estava imitando Bob Marley
Apareceu o Lobo na sua velha Harley

(REFRÃO)

Bem, o terceiro porquinho era um aluno nota dez
Seu pai foi um roqueiro famoso, de nome Pig Nugent
Ele se formou em Mestrado na faculdade de Harvard
Construiu sua casa com seus conhecimentos de arquitetura
Casarão de três andares em Hollywood
O papai roqueiro pagou todas as contas
E aí um dia apareceu o velho esmagador de lares
O LOBO MAU, O RETALHADOR DE PORQUINHOS

(REFRÃO)

Bem, o Lobo Mau, ele a__oprou
E ele a__oprou o máximo que pôde
Mas a casa do porquinho ficou bem firme em seu lugar
"ELA É FEITA DE CONCRETO!" o porquinho berrou
O lobo fugiu enquanto pôde
E então eles ligaram para o 911, como qualquer porco faria
E a polícia mandou o RAMBO, o mais rápido que puderam

(Rambo) "AÊ, Ô, CARA DE LOBO, SOU O SEU PIOR PESADELO, VOCÊ TÁ FUDIDO!!!"

Bem, o lobo caiu morto, como você pode ver claramente
E é a__im que a história termina para nós
Se você prestar atenção, você pode
Ouvir algum lobo ou porquinho dizendo

(REFRÃO)

"E a moral da história é: 'Uma banda sem talento pode incomodar facilmente uns trouxas, com um show de bonecos idiotas'."