Colin Mochrie Hoedown Lyrics

Clive: Colin... about Colin? Oh... about Colin. It's a hoedown about Colin. Uh... that's... that's nice. That's very nice because Colin is very much a__ociated with this particular game, we know that Colin comes from Canada, born in Scotland, a great improviser, and a very attractive looking man in my personal opinion. So, a hoedown about Colin. Starting with Greg, moving down the line to Ryan, and all done with the a__istance of Laura Hall at the piano. Take it away, Greg.

Greg Proops:
Haha... I'm shocked!
I love to sing like Colin, I really really do.
I really really really really really really do!
And when I sing like Colin, it makes me have great joy,
Because I... arrghh! (cracks up and does dinosaur impression)

Phil LaMarr:
Well there is a man they call the king of Whose Line,
His soul is on fire, and his mind is very fine.
He does a hoedown, and he very rarely sucks,
'Cause he is one talented follicly challenged Canuck!

Colin Mochrie:
Everybody's having fun, they're singing all about me.
Let's all laugh along with them, ha ha ha hee hee.
It really is amusing, can't you all see,
Look at them, look at them, of me they're making a Mochrie!

Ryan Stiles:
You've got to love Colin, love him to the end,
I have to admit that he is my best friend.
I would not lie to you, I guess it is no jive,
Anyway you look at it he's still got more hair than Clive