[Judge Turpin]
"I have a news for you my friend
In order to shield her from the evils of this world,
I have decided to marry my dear Johanna."

[Beadle Bamford]
"Ah, sir happy news in days."

[Judge Turpin]
"Strange, when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance."

[Beadle Bamford]
Excuse me my lord
May I request my lord,
Permission my lord to speak?

Forgive me if I suggest my lord
You're looking less than your best my lord,
There's powder upon your vest my lord,
And stubble upon your cheek.

And ladies my lord
Are weak

[Judge Turpin]
"Stubble you say?
Perhaps I am a little over hasty in the mornings."

[Beadle Bamford]
Fret not though my lord,
I know a place my lord,
A barber my lord of skill.
Thus armed with a shaven face my lord,
Some eau de cologne to grace my lord,
And musk to enhance the chase my lord,
You'll dazzle the girl until.

[Judge Turpin]
"Until??"

[Beadle Bamford]
She bows to your every will

[Judge Turpin]
"Barber, take me to him."

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