Tastiskank The Sex Song Lyrics

From the moment I met you I couldn't get enough
Saw the "nerdie" inside you though you try to act so tough
We were two of kind, like peas in a pod, seemed perfect together
but now I see there's just one thing we can not weather

You're the worst s__ i've ever had
it was so f___ing bad
You couldn't ever find my c___
Even if I drew a map to it
The worst s__ I've ever had
It was so g______ bad
But at least one thing is true
I ain't never gonna have bad s__ again with you

There were other problems too
All the little things you said
How you had to go for cigarettes
And left me naked in your bed (in the Hollywood Hills Y'all)
How you wouldn't let me touch your Jew fro
I should have seen that warning
Your hair had to be all perfect
Cuz you were "filming" in the morning (You're the Sundance King.. Whatever)

You're the worst s__ I've ever had
It was so f___ing bad
At least when you took me from behind
You couldn't see my face or read my mind
The worst s__ I've ever had
It was so Godamn bad
Had to fake every single one
And lie there like a corpse until your a__ was done

Yeah, you're big fat star
Everybody knows who you are
You probably f___ed every girl in this bar (poorly)
But I don't care I'm not mad
Cuz you're the worst s__ I've ever had
It was so f___ing bad
And you rammed my head into the wall
trying to get your hot dog down my hall
The worst s__ I've ever had
It was so g______ bad
Don't push my head down there
Cuz baby I'mm telling you that's a lot of hair
Try Nair
Or we'll give you a buzzcut
Try Nair
Or we'll give you a buzzcut

No more of your bad s__
No more o_____ rain checks
No more of your bad s__

(You know who you are)