TED:
So, Carla, when will you be back?

CARLA:
Not for a year

TED'S BAND:
(Gasp) A year?

CARLA:
Not for one long, long year

TED'S BAND:
Mmmm, mmmm....
We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us

NURSE ROBERTS:
And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus!

DOUG:
When you leave us all, we'll be upset

JANITOR:
Look out -- that floor is very wet

ALL:
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

TED:
Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?

KELSO:
Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?

TODD:
Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?

CARLA:
"Pincho chiquito" (Tiny p____)

TODD:
Thanks! I'm usin' that!

ALL:
Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

TURK:
My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk!

CARLA:
He's right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart

ALL:
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!

TED:
I need a tissue, Carla!

ALL:
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?

TURK:
Lunch!

CARLA:
It's gonna be a long, long year

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