Johnny has a problem, Johnny is out of control
(D.I. "Johnny's Got A Problem")
He had a TV party
(Black Flag "TV Party")
With the kids in the black hole
(Adolescents "Kids Of The Black Hole")
Stealing people's mail & lynching the landlord
(Dead Kennedys "Stealing People's Mail" & "Let's Lynch The Landlord")

Things to do when angry, young, & bored

Johnny was only a lad
(Oingo Boingo "Only A Lad")

Johnny hates the scene

First he hit an old man

Then he hit & run Pauline
(X "Johnny Hit & Run Pauline")

The record player spinning the best times

I never had

So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar
When out of tune
The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw

He's a teenage vegetable
(Reagan Youth "Degenerated")

This is the last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a quart
Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny is he queer
(Josie Cotton "Johnny Is He Queer")

Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer
Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage, eating ludes, a mindless brainwashed pig
(Reagan Youth "Degenerated")
Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up chevy
That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs more than he takes, forgets a couple chords, forgets a couple breaks
(Replacements "Johnny's Gonna Die")

Johnny says he's bound
By only six strings to this world
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
(Less Than Jake "Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts")
And Johnny pux0rz Ritilin
And Johnny is an angry amputeen

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