Too Short U Stank Lyrics

(feat. George Clinton and Baby DC)

[George Clinton]
The luscious b____, she is true
But it's not nice to fool Mother Nature
The proud mother of God, like all hoes
is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young big tawny b____ who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother?
By suckin their brain until their ability to think was amuptated?
By pimpin their instincts until they were fat, h____ and strung out?
And her right to be kept queen of the universe
Who is this b____?

[Too $hort]
You get, somethin for nothin when you got to get the gas
Spit the game in her ear tell her, get on the ave
It's mind manipulation, in every situation
There's a pimp and a ho, somebody roll this Dayton
downhill, takin the easy way
While the other brother say it should be this way
Which one are you? Cause I was "Born to Mack"
Since the day of my birth, I was sworn to that
It's the P-I, M-P, that's in me
You envy, how instantly I make ten G's
And never lift a finger, makes you wanna bring a
player to the show and get your clown Jerry Springer
Blame the consumer's how I look at life
It's just another day in a hooker's life
With no tricks there's no pimpin
It's like drugs with no fiends, s__ with no women

[George Clinton] + (Too $hort)
Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-Kaich
Down with the P-Funk, P-U
Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (beotch)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not?
Let's funk until they smell it
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
Let's funk until they smell it

[Too $hort]
I came through, the party was packed
I saw three top notches, the rest was rats
I could smell it, when I first touched down
I saw yo' b____, she wanna f___ right now
Quit actin scared, cause I just might get her
Spend the night wit her, won't spend my life wit her
My specialty, is runnin game
But this ain't hide and go get it, I ain't playin
I'm on a constant pursuit of panties
She said she had a man, I said b____ can he
stick d___ to ya, give ya long slow strokes
Or beat your p____ up 'til it smokes?
Young girl lookin brand new, told me what her man do
Fake-a__ n____, she can't stand you
I took advantage of her, n____ f___ you
I know b____es, I know just what to do
I like fat girls, I had plenty
Black and white, tall or skinny
If you asked me, I won't change my mind
I cain't marry you, I told you that the last time

[George Clinton] + (Too $hort) + {DC}
Let's funk 'em, let's funk 'em
'til they smell it {hah ha ha!}
Hooha hoo ha, ho hoo hoo
{let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!}
(b____!) {let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!}
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
{let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!}
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
Miss me with that s___
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
Miss me with that s___..
.. b____!

Now, it happened
A case of the miss me with that s___s
Miss me with that s___ - somethin stink!

[Baby DC]
Well I might be young but I bathe in Cristal
b____es they know the name, sling d___ like pis-tal
Cuff your b____ now 'fore we put her on tape
With some, d___ on her face screamin gimme a taste
f___ the rest of these n____z and b____es that's like n____z
(Man just get my m_________in Rolex) Man f___ that n____
I'ma p___ that n____, I'm beyond that n____
If you ain't packin a pistol then run my n____
Cause we been to known to rip s___ up, so keep yo' chains up
'fore you lames get plucked, you shut the f___ up
Shut the f___ up, 'fore I bust, two at your truck
Draped in all black, two in the Coupe, you better duck
(Who's that lookin through my window?) Blaow! Nobody now!
You m_________ers better lay it down
B-A-B-Y capital D-C
Virtual pimpin, we mackin in 3-D
Miss me with that s___
Yeah that ain't no jive

[George Clinton] + (Too $hort)
Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not? (beotch)
Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (you stank)
Down with the P-Funk, F-U (beotch)
Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (you stank)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not?
P-Funk, F-U-N
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
Down with the P-Funk, P-U (you stank b____)
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)
(I smell ya, you stank)
(Oh it's so funky, cause you stank, beotch)
(Jump yo' a__ in the tub, you stank)

[George Clinton]
Now you got me talkin n____rish
So just color me like a n____
Peanut bitin on my tongue while I'm spillin n____ gibberish
n____ got a habit of babblin broken english
So make an american apple so a n____ won't be distinguished
Perceivin me to be somewhat a common n____?
f___ an AK-47, a millimeter
Don't need a fresh hooker on my jock shootin drag
Gettin paid ho
Go rush some cash
You went to school to still run in the street
Back in the day, you know a raw n____ like me don't play
I'm a blue B-L-A-C-K black-a__ n____
Suck my d___ and make it bigger
As I walk into the party I grab my goatin a__
You see him and you love him, here you go ho hug him
Walkin around here with your lips curled, makin me sick
Actin like you got class, this here Sheba Makeba
I said naw, disagree
She was a beat the b____, b____ I bet I'll beat yo' a__
In a minute I'm a cuss
I'm a n____ I don't give a m_________
Jam is biggerer, thickerer
You a n____, but I am n____-er
This is to be.. (spit it baby!)
[Hey did you get that s___ on tape?] (It's on tape!)
[Oh my God that n____ is cold dawg!]
You see my pockets stay full, yours stay empty
You say I look Kunta Kinte
Blue black ain't s___ jack, I'm blacker than that
Jet black, yeah I do smoke crack
You and your b____ will get checked
I have no respect for a skeezer
I'll slap her in her muh'f___in face
And it won't disgrace, this n____
[Oh yes!] (there it go) [Oh my God!]
[n____ you got some s___ done]