Denis Leary - Usage of the word Fuck Lyrics

Spoken:
Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word f___
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
f___ is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
f___, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English f___ falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John f___ed Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley f___s."
It's meanings not always s__ual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the f___ing work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too f___ing much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is f___ing beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a f___!"
As a part of a word
"Absofuckinglutly!"
or
"Infuckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"f___ the f___ing f___ers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of f___
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got f___ed at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah f___ it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really f___ed now."
Aggression
"Don't f___ with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this f___ing question"
Inquiry
"Who the f___ was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the f___ is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a f___ off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go f___ yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
f___ YOU!