Bride And Prejudice No Life Without Wife Lyrics

No Life Without Wife

Lonely Mr Kholi from Los Angeles
Came to Punjab on one bent knee
He had a Green Card, new house, big cash
Still made a wish with every fallen lash

For you to do the journey with him
To smile when he got home, ask how his day had been
He wants you by his side, in joy and strife
Poor Mr Kholi
He has no life without wife

No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah

I don't want a man who ties me down
Does what he wants while I hang around
I don't want a man who's crude and loud
Who wants a pretty wife to make him proud
I don't want a man who can't be funny
Tells tall tales about making money
Oh, yeah
I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat
Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat
I don't want a man who likes to drink
Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink
I don't want a man who wants his mummy
A balding pest with too much tummy
I don't want a man who's dead in the head
Poor Mr Kholi
Hai, Mr Kholi
Maybe he's good in bed
Euurghh!

No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah

What you don't want don't matter no more
Soon you'll be married and ready to go
A match made in heaven just like milk and honey
You make aloo gobi, he'll make the money
Every day will be the same, according to his plan
Forget what you want, Mr Kholi's now your man

No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah

I just want a man with real soul
Who wants equality and not control
I just want a man good and smart
A really sharp mind and a very big heart
I just want a man not scared to weep
To hold me close when we're asleep
Oh, yeah
I just want a man who loves romance
Will clear the floor and ask me to dance
I just want a man who likes to sing
Makes up words when I play the string
I just want a man who gives some back
Who talks to me and not my rack
I just want a man who likes to cook
To read my dreams and share my books
I just want a man whose spirit is free
Will hold my hand, walk the world with me
Oh, yeah

No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without wife
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
Oh, yeah-yeah yeah

Sorry, Mr Kholi, it is not to be
My heart is set on another, you see
The wandering soul I was meant to meet
Has finally come and swept me off my feet
Now I dream of what it would be like
To be an overseas bride dressed in white
To have a little home in the country
And live in the land of Her Majesty