Straight Outta Junior High Divas Are Skanks Lyrics

If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain, and Christina looks like a poodle that isnt potty trained. Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high. Cuz divas are s____s, divas are s____s, divas are s____s. Mariah had a breakdown. Shanias teeth are fake, and Celines constant shrieking is more than I can take. If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell. I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on. I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs. Lets all get together and dance around like s___s. Dressing up like hookers and show off their big b___s. Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch. Shakira please shake you a__ for me. Shakira please belly dance for me. Whenever, wherever, we meant to be together and I be here and you be there and thats the deal my Divas are s____s, Divas are s____s, Divas are s____s