1. Pun
You said you wanted to learn some science last week. So this week's it's 'A-cid I'd sort you out some science'...

2. Cat
We used to get through loads of cats 'cos we lived on a main road. Anyway we had this cat that was sick all the time, it kept being sick so me mam shaved it...

3. Slagging
I was in an Indian Restaurant the other night and they were slagging you off Rick. Saying 'Oh Ricky Gervais he's just like the character he plays.' And I wanted to go over and have a word, say 'Well, you're partially right'...

4. Rockbusters
Karl is still confused. He's waiting, he's biting his fingers, waiting for an e-mail to tell him the answer to the clue he made up but can't get...

5. Ghosts
Did she stop and talk to herself? Or did she ride on by and think 'That's a bit weird, there's me as an eight year-old. I won't stop I'll be late for work.'

6. Sofa
...I'd have a drip going in with nutrients, 'cos I can't be bothered to chew now, sort of lager with vitamins, and the one going from my k___ down to the toilet...'

7. Snails
I love the fact that that you were trying to get an answer out of him by saying that he would be safe 'cos he could look after jellyfish if he gave the okay to destroy snails!

8. Rickydiculous
Girls can't throw, because the part of the brain that allows men to throw, in a girl, is taken up by emotion.

9. Error
Do you feel let down a little sometimes by our reactions? What are you expecting us to do? Are you expecting us to look at you open-mouthed in awe?

10. Freak
Imagine a head, with a very tiny body, on a skateboard, shaving with its tongue. That's what Karl was doing...

11. Picture
Tell you what - Heat. I'm gonna get a picture of you and put it in the radio section of Heat - 'This is what Karl looks like.

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