Chamillionaire Batter Up (Freestyle) Lyrics

Welcome ladies and gentlemen
This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-f___ from '93 TV
This is my co-host, Bob b___afuoco
(Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah
We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob
Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game

*Stadium announcer*
And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem

[Chorus]
Mmm.. I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right)
It took a whole lot of tah-ryin
Just to get up that hill
I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES!
My dirty it's our turn at bat
And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa
It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up

[Chamillionaire]
-Look, Look
I might pull my cash out
And make ya women pass out
Cuz I get more green then a leprechaun in a grass house
Hold Up..Just shut ya trap and listen to what the Chamill-Yun say
I mo' throwed then a football on Super Bowl sunday
Even if my nuts fell off and broke in little pieces
I'd still be the first n____ to get chose by ya nieces
Look, even if the tip of my d___ was ashy
Ya misses would still harass me, bout doin' the nasty
Mouth glassy, lookin' like I swallowed a mirror
Gotta brush my teeth with windex to see my ice more clearer
Ice got my lip numb, feel like I lost my lip
I don't drink and drive, Chamillion only park and sip
I'm off the (hiccup), oops I mean I'm off the hook
n____z see me but don't speak, because I'm also a crook
Look, n____z wanna hate me, cuz they to scared to baller block this
I'll have ya girl top-less at the hotel eatin' chocolate
Wearin' nothing but boxers and you talkin' to who?
I'll make a n____ slow his roll like he was talkin' in screw
Parkin' lot pimp, I'm pullin' all the hoes in my view
A G in my wallet and a little bit of dough in my shoe
Knock-Knock, who is it?
It's the color changin' lizard
And my choppa come to pay you boot-leggin' midgets a visit
Hold up..No need to knock it if the Chamillionaire spoke it
Got n____z in Wedgewood sayin' Chamillionaire broke it
Get it right

[Chorus]
Swing batter, batter. Swing batter, batter. Swing batter up. [Repeat 2Xs)]

Screens fall like rain while my trunk shake like thunder
call Jesse Jackson cause I just dragged my b__per
boys didn't understand my new iceburg van
daffy duck on the door with a swisha in his hand
swing through cloverland shooting dice with Cee-Lo
If you think we broke 15 skiboats
fendi on the nose of the pro
and freestyle flow trunk pop on Antoine
and closing Toky Yo
Smoke and blow doe doe what's up to the Polo
ride by Eric and Fred, Jet Lee and Sergio
My n____ Lil' Don is out on bond
You can't f___ with 803490601
benzaiten princess cuts
flat screen when I'm with a s___
in a shoot out come out untouch
oh, how I love me much
everybody wanna be like us
they caught our bus
when they see our bus
it's obvious twankies brought us
now the s___s even call us
every answer, I am a cancer, rap game enhancer
been a zero craster
see through you I'ma call you Casper
5th wheel hang from Antoine to Jasper
I can cook, barely say the Chamillionaire
Serve ? in my kitchen and platinum silveware
if you look for 50-50 drop out, 50 grand
if you lookin 50-50, put 50 grand in my hand
and I am, I be g______
s___, Uncle Sam, repoed my Trans Am
me and E-SG we eat clam
I got more rocks than a rich dope fiend on my hand
I'll pull in a Escurgeb with Slum Thizzie in my truck
Past syrup to do get house up
Please go easy on my cup
My brother, Craig, is tryna to maintain
His candy blue plane just crashed in Spain
But we ain't worried bout s___
I'm in my Bentley topless
I turned it up, just joking, they just heard me at Matropless
And since I don went please, please put the chatter up
Please next batter up
Because I got a fatter cup
n____, what!

[Chorus]
Swing batter, batter. Swing batter, batter. Swing batter up. [Repeat 3Xs)]

50-50...
50-50 blow with the entourage
The real n____z draped in clamoflage

I got a b____ want to give me brain