Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon
In the middle .. of the road .. and he said,
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls" (Soul)

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
And we each said "Okay"
And we played the first thing that came into our heads,
Just so happened to be
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow

Needless to say, the beast was stunned
A-whip-crack went his whoopy tail and the beast was done
He asked us, "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men. ROCK"
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah!
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, noo no!
This is a tribute, oh
To The Greatest Song in the World, all right
It was The Greatest Song in the World, all right
It was the best m_________in' song the greatest song in the world

Hohhohahhahh
Fli Tugigugigup Gi Fligufligugigup Uh Fligugigup Uh Di Oh Gugugup Gi Fligufligugigugi Fligugipgup Ah Fliguwamanama Lucifer

And the peculiar thing is this my friends; the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song!

This is just a tribute, you gotta believe me
And I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion. Aw, f___!
Good God, God lovin', I'm so surprised to find you can't stop it
God found it, really I found the best m_________er to run the show
All right!
All right!

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